relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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gothicxbae:

Defend Butts 🔫 #nationalbuttday

noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

thisyearsgirls:

leaving an essay until the very last minute and then being too tired to do it

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apricockjam:

God bless America

apricockjam:

God bless America