when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
Defend Butts 🔫 #nationalbuttday
I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
leaving an essay until the very last minute and then being too tired to do it
God bless America